2008

Jun

Sometimes, breaking up isn’t that hard to do.

A million problems? Feel free to zShare.

Dog, whatever they call you, god, just listen I spit a story backwards, it starts at the ending

The weather outside is frightful. Looks like it’s going to be a hot summer - Cam’Ron...

If Billy Joel didn’t start this Long Island fire, then who did?

May

The Anytime, Sniffing, Wheezing, Hacking, Yakking, Caking, Baking,...

The Any-Anytime, Sniff-Sniffing, Wheez-Wheezing, Hacking, Yakking, Hacking, Yakking, Caking, Caking,...

Three kings of the round table.

Order now for this fine piece of Capo apparatus.

You just can’t teach an old dog new Trick Daddy.

Apr

Just like the contestants of Miss Rap Supreme, we’re looking for...

Happy Passover from The Real, who are currently in Washington, DC. [PS: We didn’t skip town...

Youuuuuuuu asked for it. [See, here’s proof! Soulja Boyz II Men,...

Just like Papoose these days, some things in hip-hop still don’t work. ...

Mar

American Idol already rejected us. This is the next best thing. [Email...

Formulaic records: push them to the limit.

Did you know that ‘crazy’ in Chinese is...

No, no, Notorious. [Featuring our friends at XXL, NahRight,...

A vote for anyone else would be foolish. Or unfoolish, depending on...

Feb

Breaking up is hard to do, but not when she’s behind...

Look up in the sky - it’s the Birdman and Lil’ Wayne!

Love isn’t the only four-letter word.

If elected, his first action will be to build strong alliances with diplomats the world over.

Jan

The Real supports recycling.

“Are you there, Nelly? It’s me, Jeff.” Also, check out the interview our actual...

A question for those attending Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding: Would you like the salmon or the...

2007

Dec

In a world where sales wasn’t doing too good and Dr. Dre’s album continues to loom over...

Dip, dip. Santa set, set. Also: The Real was interviewed by our friends at Abcdr du Son....

Trying to tell a simple joke with a little help from A&R Friends is harder than it looks. The...

Graduation wasn’t the end. The joke’s on you - we still alive.

Nov

My mom says I need to get my weight up…off the couch.

Thanks for sending in your letters about TI, gang! Your parents are now being audited.

G’s Up, Pencils Down. G’s Up, Pencils Down. G’s Up, Pencils Down.

Might want to change the LOX on your new apartment.

Oct

This Halloween brings some real scary news; a nightmare, even. Still, expect a lot of heart-racing...

Just like Papoose these days, some things in hip-hop just don’t work.

Based on His latest song, it appears that the God MC - He, Jay Hova - is about two things: signing...

According to the always-reliable Wikipedia, there are approximately 125M twins and triplets running...

Sep

Though the Bible strictly prohibits the worshiping of golden calves and the like, nothing is...

Shock G and his smaller-nosed friends may have run Oaktown, but they definitely repped BK....

The date of September 11th, 2007 will come and go within 24 hours, but the possibility of a larger...

Ayo, tired of using technology? How could you be in this day and age, when you can make your Nokia...

Aug

The Notorious BIG’s lyrics speak to many fans’ ears, across all swatches of culture,...

As 2007 crawls out of August’s dog days, we must pray for the souls of Michael Vick’s...

On September 11th, Kanye West and 50 Cent will release their latest opuses to the masses. This is no...

Lloyd Bank$ - a majorly minor-league player on 50 Cent’s G-Unit squad - hasn’t exactly...

It looks like someone made a store just for me, and while Herb & Rae Dioh’s Groceria...